First, have all your flights take off on time and land early. Get on your connecting flight first (okay, second and third) so you score the exit row seats. Pre book the concierge service so you skip most of the lines at immigration in Montego Bay Airport. Arrive on an Election Day so there’s no traffic and you get to your resort in record time. Randomly get an upgrade to the cottage that’s the equivalent of the honeymoon suite with a private jacuzzi and more square footage than our first house. Have a soak in said jacuzzi before a dinner of fresh snapper with fresh veggies. Stop by the show by the pool where you are selected for a spotlight dance with one of the entertainment staff and the dance floor clears ala Saturday Night Fever. Oh, and don’t forget to enjoy plenty of champagne and vodka martinis. Then collapse in your kingsize bed in exhaustion ready to have a full day tomorrow (and write a proper blog post with pictures!)